Mature Ladies

[Bobbie]

>> Lady Driver Over 60
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>> A mature (over 60) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
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Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
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Older Woman: Oh, I see.
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Officer: Can I see your license please?
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Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
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Officer: Don't have one?
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Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
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Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please..
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Older Woman: I can't do that.
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Officer: Why not?
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Older Woman: I stole this car.
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Officer: Stole it?
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Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
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Officer: You what?
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Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see
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The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
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Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman
steps out of her vehicle.
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Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
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Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
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Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
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Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
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The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
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Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
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Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
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Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
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Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
>> license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
>> owner.
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Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

[Kathy George]

That’s too funny!!!! Miss your presence on this site!!!!

[Bobbie]

Thanks, Kathy,
You are doing a great job as our the other mods- Nancy, Beth, Roy, Fire, Amanda, and Heather (Media Reports). I check on the site every day( "old habits die hard,") delete spammers, answer PM's, and post from medical emails but was maxed on the "one to one" aspect of moderating.

The FDA hearing was interesting. At last. there appears to be some interest in the infection -- especially since it means $$$.

I'm still trying to get a C. diff. expert to write a synopsis of the most effective testing and will post it if it happens. The docs. at the hearing talked a little about testing and about how unreliable it sometimes is -- the reason why so many of us are "pooh poohed." (Pun intended.)

Hope your husband is doing better.