Words For Women to Live By

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Words For Women to Live By

Postby Bobbie » Mon May 17, 2010 3:31 pm

Words for Women to Live By!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b. . . has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days...where does time go).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They all know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka and ice.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman who is tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'.
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today'.

Now smile and send to any woman wasting time at work, or just suffering from work (at home or office) who might need a reason to smile!



Live...Laugh...Love!
And raise your glass....cuz we all have class!
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Postby Bobbie » Tue May 18, 2010 2:24 pm

Good responses, Roy. Evidently, Mrs. Roy has accomplished the difficult task of creataing a "sensitive, understanding" partner, but I'll bet your mother has something to do with it, too.

Remember, the best words a man can say (and the ones that will never get him in trouble) are "Yes, dear."


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