A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one heck of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next week, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks.
When the bartender asks what the problem is he gets this reply, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third week, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas.
The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head and says, "Yeah, just found out my wife does!"
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away".
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