A fifty-ish year old woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband comes in, watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56-year-old a**?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
Good comback to a nasty husband
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Good comback to a nasty husband
Sandy
Southeast Michigan
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away".
Southeast Michigan
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away".
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