How many MENOPAUSAL WOMEN does it take to change a lt. bulb

[Bobbie]

Q:
How many MENOPAUSAL WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I’m sorry. What was the question?

[Bobbie]

roy,
Poor males!!

I'll bet your wife has already taught you the wisest two words you can say, "Yes, dear."

[needhelp]

Bobbie,
When were you at my house? :)

[Lauren]

Amen. Sounds like me too.

[Allison]

"I only just recently found out that HRT does not stand for Hit Roy Today!!"

ROFL!!!

[Bobbie]

roy,
What a sweet thing to say about your wife. You can stay!

[Bobbie]

You are bad, Roy. I'll bet many $$$/pounds Linda is your wife.