Kids and Humor

[marscan]

ok, lets start another funny thread...kids say the darndest things.

When my son was really young, about 6, we were watching TV and of course, the commercial for Viagra was everywhere. I got the dreaded question 'mommy, what is an erection?". I explained it the best I could for his level of understanding and changed the subject fast..lol.

About a week later, he came running into my room early in the morning and said:

"Mommy I just went potty and had an "executive" too but its gone now".......

(he's 17 now and would absolutely KILL me if he knew I just posted that story..lolol)

[carrie]

That's funny. My 17 year old would love me for sharing this story. As a little girl she would often rinse off in the shower with her dad. This came to an ubrupt end when she started becoming a bit to observant and exclaimed in the shower, "Daddy you have a tail, I didn't know!". 15 years later and it still brings a smile to my face knowing how off guard it caught my husband.

[marscan]

LMAO Carrie!!!!!!!!!!! ok ok one more....speaking of "tails"...hahaahha

The day after my husband had his vasectomy (ouch..sorry guys..lol) he went to pick up my son at daycare. He was about 3, and came running towards my husband to jump into his arms. My husband gave him the "no no waive", and my son turned around, and announced loudly to his entire class, and elderly daycare provider Miss Faye:

"My daddy cant life me up cuz he just got a shot in the donuts".....