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Dave <BR>User ID: 1725214 Aug 7th 7:56 PM <BR>I'm working out, running, and doing Yoga. I'm eating lots of fiber, yogurt, Culturelle once a day, Vanco, lots of water, Gatorade (for electrolytes lost to diarrhea). <BR> <BR>I'm gonna kick c-diff's <FONT COLOR="ff0000">•••</FONT>!! I believe we can ALL win. Scrawny little organism. I spit it at it. Puh! <BR>Dave <BR>User ID: 1725214 Aug 7th 8:02 PM <BR>If it can no longer beat me down in my heart, I believe it cannot win. And that's all there is to that. <BR> <BR>Don't know why I posted these two. I am learning how I look at it, is all important. This illness sucks, but it's beatable. <BR> <BR>Everything I've seen here seems to say that. My doctor says that. So I look at c-diff, that well I'm alot bigger than that organism, and I control what goes down there. <BR> <BR>Heh heh... it's days are numbered... ha, look out here comes some Vanco with a high fiber mean followed by some yogurt and water. See how it likes that. <BR> <BR><IMG SRC="http://www.cdiffsupport.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)" width="15" height="15"> Just goofing. I can't do this at work ya know. The other programmers would have me committed for talking about my poop. <BR>DiDi <BR>User ID: 9788223 Aug 7th 10:42 PM <BR>Go get 'em, tiger! You just made me laugh out loud, and any time you can laugh is good! Thanks, Dave, from this fellow poop-talker! <IMG SRC="http://www.cdiffsupport.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)" width="15" height="15"> <BR>Robin <BR>User ID: 0456964 Aug 9th 9:46 PM <BR>Dave, <BR> <BR>I just read your post from another subject and you said your Vanco at 500mg 4x a day isn't working. I don't know if you remember, but I posted a few days ago saying that I think the high dose of Vanco is giving me diarrhea. Well after 3 days of Vanco at 250mg, 4x a day, the diarrhea is gone (diet did not change). Maybe you can suggest this to your doc.

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I usually hate joke "forwards," especially those having to do with luck) and just delete them, but this one was special. I also received it with the word "politician" substituted for "lawyer." <BR> <BR>Five Surgeons <BR> <BR>5 surgeons are taking a coffee break. <BR> <BR>1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." <BR> <BR>2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." <BR> <BR>3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded." <BR> <BR>4th intercedes: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end." <BR> <BR>To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are interchangeable." <BR><BR>[Guest Posted by: 'Bobbie']