Divorce VS Murder

[Bobbie]

> > A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
>
> > pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
> > to buy some cyanide."
> >
> > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady
> > replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
> >
> > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't
> > give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
> > I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
> > things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
> >
> > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
>
> > bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and
> > replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
> > prescription."