Dear Santa,
I know you are busy, but in your free moments, please think of all the c.difficile sufferers around the globe and how badly they need you.
Santa, we would like new intestines, brand new, and full of beneficial bacteria. New stomachs for those who need them, and any other oprgans and tissues that are desired. please have these ready before Christmas so that we can all eat all we want and get drunk of anything we want and have chocolate, coffee, and tomato sauce and drink vodka and then have normal stool. Santa, popcorn is an added bonus.
Please distribute the new intestines to everyone on this support group.
Thanks Old fella,
Hugs from the desperate but still laughin!
Dear Santa, bring me an intestine!
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Oh my god this cracked me up!! Keep up the good attitude and humor Whitepine!!! Laughter is sometimes the best medican.
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Cdiff free 7yrs! Cdiff left me with IBS but, I am dealing with it!!
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Cdiff free 7yrs! Cdiff left me with IBS but, I am dealing with it!!
"I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence I can reach for. Perfection is god's business." Michael J. Fox
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