Dear Santa, bring me an intestine!

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whitepine
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Dear Santa, bring me an intestine!

Postby whitepine » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:22 pm

Dear Santa,

I know you are busy, but in your free moments, please think of all the c.difficile sufferers around the globe and how badly they need you.

Santa, we would like new intestines, brand new, and full of beneficial bacteria. New stomachs for those who need them, and any other oprgans and tissues that are desired. please have these ready before Christmas so that we can all eat all we want and get drunk of anything we want and have chocolate, coffee, and tomato sauce and drink vodka and then have normal stool. Santa, popcorn is an added bonus.
Please distribute the new intestines to everyone on this support group.
Thanks Old fella,
Hugs from the desperate but still laughin!
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HEATHER28
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Postby HEATHER28 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:27 pm

Oh my god this cracked me up!! Keep up the good attitude and humor Whitepine!!! Laughter is sometimes the best medican.
Heather

Cdiff free 7yrs! Cdiff left me with IBS but, I am dealing with it!!
"I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence I can reach for. Perfection is god's business." Michael J. Fox
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whitepine
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Postby whitepine » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:39 pm

Dear Santa,

Please send everyone on this list extra hugs and support from me and my intestines. We all need to laugh and have some courage!

HUGS!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
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marscan
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Postby marscan » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:55 am

LMAO....I signed on wondering how everyone did yesterday (Thanksgiving). How pathetic was I when asked what I was thankful for, and my first thought was "Bentyl and Clorox Spray"....lolol. Happy Holidays all, best of health!

Marla
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peanut
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Postby peanut » Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:21 am

That was so cute whitepine. thanks for making me laugh..i needed that
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