Two Ways to Look at Everything

[Bobbie]

Two Ways to Look at Everything

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's
my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.