Short & Sweet

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Bobbie
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Short & Sweet

Postby Bobbie » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:52 pm

Short and Sweet

*A woman, standing nude, looks into the bedroom mirror and says to
her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

He never even heard the shot...*
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mugyver
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Postby mugyver » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:37 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That made my night :). Maybe work will go by a bit faster this evening.
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