Deep Thoughts
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a
headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm
halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my....
I could be eating a slow learner."
--Lynda Montgomery
Deep Thoughts
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Deep Thoughts
buckle up.
makes it harder for the aliens
to snatch you from your car.
makes it harder for the aliens
to snatch you from your car.
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