Parent left behind?

[Nancy1]

These are supposed to be real notes written by parents to a school.

1. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
2. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe (all 3 words crossed out), the sh**s.
3. Please excuse Tommy from being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

No parent left behind!