Another Female Chauvanist Joke - Celebrating

[Bobbie]

Subject: Celebrating

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand
she took to drinking right after we split up those many
years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"Good grief!" says my wife, "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating for that long?"