A Joke Particularly Appropriate For Those with C.diff.

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A Joke Particularly Appropriate For Those with C.diff.

Postby Bobbie » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:34 am

A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.

When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say "

Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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Postby Knitter » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:17 pm

ewwwwwww OMG Bobbie, that was a good one! Just imagine all the wonderful germs she introduced him to. Perhaps I should do that to my family doctor???
Vancocin 250 mg. 4 X daily, Bio-K+, 4 acidophilis pills. IBS, Type II Diabetes, A-typical Menieres. C. Diff. 6X/11 months til May/2006; recurred Sept. 26, 2010.
Take care, stay safe and be happy!
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Re: A Joke Particularly Appropriate For Those with C.diff.

Postby roy » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:48 pm

one of Bobbies from years ago

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Re: A Joke Particularly Appropriate For Those with C.diff.

Postby Edeltraut » Thu Dec 25, 2014 6:55 pm

My favorite ever!!!!
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Re: A Joke Particularly Appropriate For Those with C.diff.

Postby Tonja13 » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:11 pm

Where's the "like" button?!! Lol

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Re: A Joke Particularly Appropriate For Those with C.diff.

Postby Jah » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:35 pm

[quote="Bobbie"]A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.



When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.



"Actually, no," the man replied.



"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.



"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"



"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.



"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say "



Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."[/quote]Bobbie wrote:
> A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
> gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he
> arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to
> hers.
>
> When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the
> manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
>
> "Actually, no," the man replied.
>
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
> hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
>
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
> do?"
>
> "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
> her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of
> her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>
> "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say "
>
> Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
> towels in the ladies room."

This is HYSTERICAL! Thank you!


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