Odes to C. diff

Designed to keep your chin up! Smiling is not painful and can help heal...
Bobbie
Administrator
Posts: 12688
Joined: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:00 pm

Odes to C. diff

Postby Bobbie » Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:16 pm

Ode to C.Diff

Postby justme » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:24 am

How do I hate thee, let me count the ways
I can no longer eat the food I love
Like pizza, tacos, and ice cream bars by Dove
If I indulge in these delicious treats
My colon repays me with painful gas, D, and odious bleats

Re: Ode to C.Diff

Postby Lisa33 » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:47 am

That was beautifully written Anne. I'll even add to it with a couple of more lines. (Maybe we can publish this poem ;-))

How do I hate thee, let me count the ways.
I now wash my hands obsessively, and my skin is cracked for days.
The constant fear of needing an antibiotic someday makes me worry and in distress.
That every bug that my daughter or I catch will now cause me IBS.


Re: Ode to C.Diff

Postby Bobbie » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:51 pm

Great poems. And so true. Great idea, Ann and Lisa.

Here is my contribution.

C diff is a pain
In the ass and the brain.

Let me count the ways
It has ruined my days.

A day of health and gains,
Next day cramps and pains.

Never know what you will do
To send me quickly to the loo.


Any more submissions? Write them in Free Form & I will copy them here. Might as well laugh than cry - and it saves your mascara.

Return to “Humor”



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 11 guests