Food treatment
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Food treatment
Doctor is explaining his food regimen to a new c diff patient. "Your diet will consist of specific foods like crackers, one piece of toast, a pancake, a waffle, pita bread, a crepe, a quesadilla, nan, hamburger patty, turkey slices, a gingerbread cookie, fried eggs and bacon, hash browns, pizza, lox and similar foods" he said. The patient says "what do you mean by similar foods?" The doctor says "Well, flat so I can slide them under your door to you."
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Re: Food treatment
Lol, nice first post. Welcome to the site. It's nice to have a sense a humor; laughter is the best medicine.
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Re: Food treatment
I like that one, Stratman. Sounds about right too! I felt like typhoid Mary the first time I had c-diff. This time I loosened up a little bit and didn't stress quite so much about exposing the rest of my family.
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