You know you have c diff when...

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notheidi
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You know you have c diff when...

Postby notheidi » Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:28 am

* It seems perfectly logical to get your diagnostic stool sample to the lab a few days from now since you're too sick to make it to the lab right now.

* Strangers in public places start to look at you as if they are afraid when you walk in

* You wake up with poop in your pajamas and don't know what it is or how it got there

* You are sitting on the toilet and realize you're not sure whether the urge to push is from poo or a part of your anatomy trying to come out. When you decide to take a break and get up, you realize it was the latter.

* You know that a "hat" is not always something you put on your head

* You have to resist the thought of rolling around on the bathroom floor and letting it rip

* You think for a minute that your anti c diff antibiotic might be giving you c diff

* Your doctor prescribes something in an incorrect dose, and you catch the error

* You forget how to evacuate a normal bowel movement because you haven't done it in so long
2010 mod/sev w/leukocytosis, cefdenir-sinus inf, metro rx'd wrong, resurged during tx. recovered w/dose change, lost 40 lbs. 2015 mod recur fr SNF, no abx, resolved w/vanco. 7/2022 mod recur, community acq, no abx, intermittent prodrome but didn't realize

staycee
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Re: You know you have c diff when...

Postby staycee » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:29 am

I like the 4 th one..lol. so true!!


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