Oops!!
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Oops!!
John was driving his wife, Mary, to do some last-minute Christmas shopping. Neither of them was wearing their seatbelt when they passed a patrolman. Of course, the patrolman promptly turned around and pulled them over. As the patrolman was approaching the car, John quickly buckled his belt. The patrolman said, "Neither of you folks were wearing your seatbelts. Mary acknowledged that she wasn't, but John insisted that he, in fact, had been wearing his all along. Since Mary was being honest about her own belt, the patrolman asked her if John had his belt on the whole time. "If John says he had his belt on, then he had his belt on," she said. "Are you absolutely sure?" prodded the patrolman. "If John says he had his belt on, then he had his belt on," Mary insisted. She continued, "I learned a long time ago never to argue with John when he's drinking!"
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Re: Oops!!
Like this one. The site needs more humor!!
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