The Missing Pen

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seekingcure
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The Missing Pen

Postby seekingcure » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:19 am

The nurse shoved a prescription pad into the frazzled doctor's hands: "Please sign this prescription for Mrs. Smith." The doctor pulled what he thought was his pen from his pocket and the nurse exclaimed, "You can't sign it with that; that's a rectal thermometer!" To which the doctor sadly replied, "Damn, some asshole's got my pen!"
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Re: The Missing Pen

Postby seekingcure » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:50 am

I hope I don't get banned for bad language, but I thought some of you might get a kick out of this.
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Re: The Missing Pen

Postby saraht » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:56 am

Hahaha!! Good one!
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Re: The Missing Pen

Postby Bobbie » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:53 pm

Good one.
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