How many ways can you say vomit? hilarious

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Knitter
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How many ways can you say vomit? hilarious

Postby Knitter » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:39 am

but NOT for the weak of stomache.

How many ways can you say vomit???

OK, look, but don't say I didn't warn you!


Barf!
BARK AT THE THUNDERMUG
Beef
Blow beets!
Blow chunks
Bow to the porcelian goddess
Buick Vomitsanveux (Buick vomits on you)
Buuuuuuullla
Call Earl
Chuck up
Chum
Chunder
Disgorge
Drive the porcelain bus
Eject
Emesis
Expel
Feed the fish
GAG ME WITH A FARMALL
Gush
Heave
Honk
Huey
Hurl
Pray to the porcelain Goddess
Projectile vomiting
Puke
Raaaaaalph
Regurgitate
Retch
Revisit dinner
Rolf
Sell a Buick
Spew
Technicolor Yawn
Talk to the big white telephone
Talk to Raaaaalph on the big white telephone
Talking to the Porcelain Seals
Throw-up
Toss your bikkies
Toss your cookies!
Upchuck
Urp or is it earp
Worship the great white porcelain God
Yack or yark
YAK
Yodel
Vancocin 250 mg. 4 X daily, Bio-K+, 4 acidophilis pills. IBS, Type II Diabetes, A-typical Menieres. C. Diff. 6X/11 months til May/2006; recurred Sept. 26, 2010.
Take care, stay safe and be happy!
Knitter

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Postby cindym » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:41 am

Knitter- Is this what you do while sitting on the toilet????? LOL You are a character and will endure the wrath of cdiff well if you keep your humor.
Cindy

Knitter
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Postby Knitter » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:45 am

Gotta do something to pass the time.

Thanks, I try hard! If it made you smile, it was worth the time.

I wish you symptom free days and peaceful nights.
Vancocin 250 mg. 4 X daily, Bio-K+, 4 acidophilis pills. IBS, Type II Diabetes, A-typical Menieres. C. Diff. 6X/11 months til May/2006; recurred Sept. 26, 2010.
Take care, stay safe and be happy!
Knitter


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