A "Can't Resist It" Joke

[Bobbie]

My internist told me this: Do you know what doctors call GI's? They call them a...holes looking up other a..holes.

[seekingcure]

I've got a good one too. The doctor pulled out his pen to sign a prescription and his nurse said, "You can't sign with that. It's a rectal thermometer." To which the doctor replied, "Damn, some a...hole's got my pen!"

[Bobbie]

Love it. We need more humor!! Hope you had a good weekend.

[bback12]

Here's a good little story!

I gynecologist, a GI doctor and a surgeon are all at a well known cardiologists funeral. The open-casket is up front in the church, and the priest steps up to give his Eulogy. As the eulogy comes to an end, the casket closes, and they take it away through a heart shaped ring of roses. At last, the gynecologist busts out laughing and states " I'm so sorry, I was just thinking about what my casket would be going through at my funeral. And the priest faints.

[Bobbie]

Love "doc." stories. This is a good one.

[bback12]

A patient that one of the doctors I work for found it and brought it in. We still have it posted on our board in the breakroom. It makes me laugh even when I still read it.