10 things to think about

[Allison]

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny >>>>>> If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach them to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6 - Some people are like a Slinky....not really good for anything but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?

2 - In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And the # 1 thought for 2005: We know exactly where a cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorist are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.